Thursday, January 12, 2012

Master Carter and My 12 step program for better serving Me

Dear pathetic low life scum fucks,
Iv decided sense some of you losers cant seem to grasp the idea of what it takes to serve a man like Me, I put together some basic steps for those of you who need some much needed guidance. Introducing Master Carters 12 steps to making some fucking use for your meager existence. 

Is as fallows:

Step 1:  HONESTY
After countless years of denial, recovery from a life epically with out meaning, one simple admission of being powerless under Me

Step 2: FAITH
Of course its a spiritual truth, that before My power over you has the  ability to operate, you must first believe that it can.

Step 3:SURRENDER
A lifetime of self-will run riot can come to a screeching halt, and change forever, by making a simple decision to turn it all over to Me

Step 4: MASTER SEARCH
I have a saying. servitude is a process, not an instant or direct event.

Step 5: INTEGRITY
simply self explanatory, as difficult at this may be its the greatest opportunity for a fledgling slave

Step 6:ACCEPTANCE
The key is to accept your desires just as they are and becoming entirely willing to let them be shown to Me

Step 7: HUMILITY
To ask Me to, or control you to do something you  in your lack of self-will can not do. your own lack of determination.

Step 8: WILLINGNESS
Making a list of those you have served before Me.Delete them from your memory and  strive to serve epically and ultimately better

Step:9:FORGIVENESS
Forgetting your previous masters or Mistresses may be a bitter pill to swallow, but those serious about serving Me it can be a great medicine for your further servitude. thus wiping your slate clean of past disappointment.

Step 10:MAINTENANCE
Not many can admit there lack of control. your constant admittance to this to me is absolutely necessary to maintain a working relationship

Step 11:CONTACT
The purpose of this step is to discover and communicate the plan you have for Me and better serve Me

Step 12: SERVICE
The conclusion you should gather from this step is simple...MAKE IT FUCKING WORK!

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